Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
skrew; on romance
Pony Stark: i think it says a lot that upon seeing an animated parade of dancing butts the first person i think about is tyvon :v
AMAZON: thats called love
DrSlouch: you know what they say, if you love something, set it free, if it loves animated butts, it was meant to be
mistahgrundy: hanksbeaniehat: 26th May 2012. The day I pissed off Preston. “The second instant was a hit and run. I was minding my own business doing sketch cards for fans when someone pushed through the crowd, sprayed me with what I hope was water from a water bottle, and took off running after throwing down some manifesto of some sort (which I didn’t even bother to read so nice wasted...
solar inception @ bandcamp →
alphasix: check out my bandcamp page. the “Elemental Conflict” EP (comprised of 2 songs, made over a period of 2 days) can be downloaded there for free. for those who don’t know,solar inceptionis the name of my (currently) solo music project. i’ve been wanting to do this for a while and i’m really happy i’m finally able to do so. as solar inception, i write ambient/atmospheric...
alphasix: “temple in the sea,” a song i wrote...
beesmygod: broskander: stellamozgawa: ...
good morning, tumblr
king chill penguin: His tongue flicked against the seam of my burgers and I parted, eager for more of this blissfully sensual, fucking delicious experience. He tasted of fucking burgers, his tongue was talented but willing to yield to my own explorations, and somehow, without me realizing, we'd been burgin' for hours. He plunged his hands through the perfectly toasted bun, holding the burger at the angle he wanted, and my arms circled the powerful tomatoes as I explored the muscular lines of the patty. The fronts of our bodies entirely preoccupied with eating a lot of burgers.
bonerhaverxx420xx: asgardian-feminist: foudaism: Gimme a break, If you think you’re oh so righteous, use the actual term. It’s called abortion. It makes you “Pro-Abortion”. I hate euphemisms for a reason. I’m pro-abortion. You get an abortion. You get an abortion! EVERYBODY GETS AN ABORTION! if we’re going that route can we just call the sides “pro-abortion” and “i’m a shithead...
eat shit sex havers
I’m really excited about the new Squarepusher album, you guys.
Just a Thought
asexual-love: For comedian Jim Carrey, in his earlier years of stand up comedy, the moment when you can’t think of anything else is during a 30 second orgasm. For asexual people like me, since the beginning of time, the moment when you can’t think of anything else is when you laugh so hard you cry for several minutes. Just a thought, of course. This just in; filthy sexuals don’t ever...
What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...– (via uhhleeese)
i found the fic where katara bends semen out of... →
allheliabreaksloose: endofunctor: “No, it’s all right,” she whispered back, knowing exactly what he meant before he’d even clarified. “I can do this—watch.” With a wave and push of her wrist, she directed his seminal fluid out from inside her. He watched, fascinated, as she bent it away from them and out the window of his bedroom. A yell from below. “NO! MY CABBAGES!”